Tuesday, July 21, 2009

dear strange women,




a random babbling
from my heart.



o dearest pokey driver,
who pulled out in front of me today.
did you wake up with intentions,
to just get in my way?
for there was no other cars behind me,
so i just dont quite understand.
how you can just pull out and sit there -
on the highway. in your van.
im glad to know that to you,
that im not visible at all.
the red SUV i drive,
must not be so big, after all.
you made me late for work today,
&& for you I will say a prayer.
for the next time you will obey
the speed limit and not
make me wanna swear.


there is a speed limit.
i can assure you it's above 10
& i'm rather impressed.
i totally just made that up.

15 lovely notes:

Stalker v1.5 said...

Hee-larious post!!! I feel your rush hour, slow poke pain.

Sarah said...

That's so funny!!

OceanDreams said...

Ohhhh that drives me crazy when that happens. Well, what goes around comes around. I guess patience is the best and just let the grouchy driver be on her way!

Lisa Anne said...

I drive 176 every day to work, no joke, the price you pay for living in the expensive Bay Area and can only afford homes out in the suburbs where there is no work.

Anway, I'm so over people who can't drive. Sometimes I just want to stop my car get out and shake the crap out of them.

Scale Junkie said...

Too funny. Maybe her horse only goes so fast?

kimert said...

That's so funny! A little red 1970s VW Beetle did the same thing to me today. Turds.

Night Owl Mama said...

LOL I have that happen to me way too many times

Where is your Wordless wed picture?

LOL I luv that you don't allow anonymous comments

The Jacobsen Family! said...

LOL!!
Great poem! =)

La Belle Mere UK said...

Inconsiderate drivers make me SAVAGE! Grrrr....

Stopping by from SITS

Bec xxx

Bitter Sweet Moments said...

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Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Hahaha! Very creative way to let your frustrations out!

Stopping by from Chrissy's blog to say hello! Have a great weekend!

Laura Ingalls Gunn said...

Hey new follower! Happy Saturday to you! I am slowly making my way around to all the blogs that visited me when I was featured on SITS to say "Thank you". It is indeed a fabulous SITStahood.
Be blessed!

Scrappy Girl said...

So funny and talented are you! I think I was behind that woman yesterday! LOL

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Sarah said...

Nikki! Where is my Nikki?!?! Come out, come out, where ever you are!!!

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